Is your friend Bobby Bottleservice?

people were paid by Marvel to not see Suicide Squad.

According to boogiesaiyan and illuminatedbeefstake over on various comic book forums, you’re just a Marvel plant that doesn’t understand numbers, and Civil War and Guardians of the Galaxy flopped just as badly. Oh, and Suicide Squad isn’t really a flop and is secretly awesome, and people were paid by Marvel to not see…

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I mean, I’m sure you vetted it as a journalist. But those photos look so damn photoshopped.

Don’t be silly. It’s obvious he’s not black.

Wow, they haven’t shot him yet?

where is the fun in that?

now, imagine a conversation between Jared and Jaden.

Every time I read about him, the more I get the impression that he feels he is the Shakespearean actor slumming it with the plebeians.

What’s your issue? That people use science to predict how things behave?

I never downloaded this app, but I’m guessing the user base was a real sausagefest. Lots of single guys, a handful of couples looking for a second guy and a few disappointed couples looking for a girl and finding nothing but wang. I have no hang-ups about group sex; I just can’t see how this would survive as a viable…

I regret having read this article.

I always got the sense from this that it was supposed to be kind of B Movie like. I assumed it was more to set up a few key players in the DC universe, other than that this was kind of a one shot action movie set in this universe. I’m still looking forward to seeing it this weekend. Marvel fanboys be damned.

Nothing wrong with B movies at all, a lot of cult classics fall into that category.

To be honest, this sounds like the exact kind of movie I’ll love and watch again and again.

If Harambe were here he’d know what to do

What, he mildly inconveniences himself to be polite?

While it’s full of vaguely infuriating things about Leto—like how he would cheat on his veganism if someone’s mom offered him a homemade cookie and he didn’t want to be rude

Eggs. Eggs eggs. What about eggs?