I know this sounds cute and quirky, but we alcoholics don't laugh when we read these stories.

I think think they meant who gives a shit that your unsolicited proofreading help was not acknowledged. Now put down that jar of maraschino cherries, Uncle Ned.

who gives a shit?

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

Weird how the UK site hasn't really taken off. Articles are lucky to get a single comment!

shush you, just because we have amazing coffee here and you only have your Americano swill. You don't even KNOW how good it is. Pity it's Stabucks burnt bitter grind and not some fabulous hipster grind.

I'm glad to hear that America now has the technology to put milk in coffee. You're getting there little buddy!

Australians are terrible coffee snobs.* The cackling delight taken in watching Starbucks go out of business because they had the temerity to open in the heart of Coffeesnobville really suggested that we have some deep issues. That said, I went into a Starbucks once and they were selling green tea with whipped cream…

A flat white isn't an Australian or NZ invention. It's also the least pretentious coffee you can get, it has nothing to do with microfoam. It is merely espresso with milk that isn't frothed at all, hence the FLAT white name.

There's been a lot of Aussie-bashing around here lately. I blame Iggy Azalea.

Wait, you don't have flat whites OR haberdasher's fuckeries in America??

I would argue that the difficulty of learning the basic drink terms on a coffee shop menu has a difficulty about on par with learning the difference between a hamburger and a hot dog.

He basically proposed in front of tens of thousands of people watching the stream at the time. I'd say that was pretty big.

I know it's not "candy" but we do have some of the best chocolate.

Great. Another Video about a list... without the list paraphrased in the post.

Girlchums is my favorite.

I think it's some kind of fashion at the moment. We've got one of these in the UK, which is called a Katie Hopkins. She won the privilege lottery at birth, got onto our TV screens by losing in our version of The Apprentice, and now she makes a career out of saying obviously horrible things while wearing upholstery…

Twice the quality? Really? You think Dragon Age is 50% at its potential for quality? That's ludicrous.

Jesus, nobody made you do all the side quests did they? I love that there is so much crap to do in the game. I'm aware that a lot of it isn't necessary, but I don't care. Often those "meaningless" side quests will turn up a bit of a side story, or a a new codex entry. I've played all the DA games, and I love all…