uuhhhhh, the boring answer is that the gator laid there motionless for a long time while the kid just stared, so the gator did cpr on himself and motioned for the kid to do it, which the kid then did. (i watched sportscenter last night)

From watching Sesame Street trying to resuscitate Elmo for the past few years?

Yes, seriously. Wild parakeets are monk parakeets, which are much hardier than budgerigars (budgies). A budgie might be able to survive for a day or two in warm weather, but probably not. The bird in the video is just a regular little budgie.
 

Well, that was gross, and eff you for sharing it. I hope someone from their jurisdiction’s Animal Control unit sees this and opens up an animal cruelty investigation. Because that’s what this is.

What a stupid fucking idiot.

C’mon. Those wild parakeets have been free for generations and are not pets. A caged parakeet was raised in captivity and is not able to survive outside. They’d die from exposure or get eaten very quickly.

why would you want to set your parakeet free? What the fuck is wrong with people?

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

30 pieces of silver

Find somebody that looks at you like Tommy looks at Gronk, and never let them go.

Other Patriots tight ends don’t have this shortcoming.

I don’t buy it. That’s more premeditation than Gronk’s capable of.

The Final Four is in Phoenix, it would be dumb to open the season with National Championship game in town

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

What’s to stop a rival player’s friend or family member or business associate sitting at home from calling in tips on their competitors constantly? If we’re talking about such minor infractions, you could seemingly call one on just about every other player in contention given enough time and focus. With $150,000 on…

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

I work at a small state University and we cannot expense alcohol and tips are capped at 20%. Those rules may not apply at UM and/or there may be ways around them for football, but it’s not as simple as you’re making it out to be.

That and excessive alcohol are two good ways to get your expense report declined or sent back for amending by your employer at most companies.

Who the fuck goes to Indianapolis and doesn’t eat at St Elmo’s? Especially on an expense account?

Everyone knows you get seafood in Indianapolis.