You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

Please don’t.

Bon Iver loved Garden State so much he wrote the song Blood Bank about it. The older I get, the more I have to parse out whether I actually hate things, or if I hate things because of the people who like them and what they represent. My mid-30s is a return to some honest earnestness in both directions.