This is an insult to bitches.

Chris Brown looks and is acting like he’s back on something. Last time he looked the way he does now was right before a string of incidents with him and he ended up in jail.

Chris Brown trash-talking his ex? Doesn’t that just mean he’s a true feminist according to the Book of Kanye?

I don’t know how a woman being raped can be described as being in a “privileged position”. Even if she’s at Harvard and rich as hell. She’s still pinned under a guy who’s sexually assaulting her.

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

Unpopular opinion: I think that while Steven Avery did not get a fair trial, and that is an injustice in itself, I think it’s possible that he killed Teresa. He has a history of sexual violence (stalking, masturbating in public, incest) and Jodi claims that he was abusive towards her and that he said “all bitches owe…

Yes, that is the metaphor, but that’s a detail that people often overlook, so it doesn’t mean it’s the way he meant it.

It’s nice for him, but I think she might be forgetting about herself, there. Though she appears to think little of it as far as I can tell, Jennifer is conspicuously very intelligent.

You have my permission to spread it irresponsibly.

If a celebrity couple that no one knows about fall in the woods, does Bobby Finger write an article about them?

The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.

The problem is that there are a bunch of very real, very alive people with this particular birth defect. They are being made fun of, e.g. “hurrr hurrr they must spray pee everywhere” in this article. That is not OK. It’s not OK to make fun of disabilities/birth defects.

I’m sure that every nice, normal, non-evil male with a tiny, misshapen penis just LOVES being associated with Hitler.

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

As someone with a pretty expensive education (that I’m still paying off, and will be for many years to come), I would be livid as fuck if someone made claims like this pretending to be a professional in my field. I would seriously want to poke them in the eye with the sharpest corner of my overpriced degree.

Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.

Who the fuck is Ryn Weaver?

goddammit im not woke at all