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The protesters are the real American Heroes. That is all.

He was sober enough to give a speech at night?

This is really the least of what he deserves.

Hooray! More of this. Everywhere, every time, all of them.

Let him be forever dragged.

I used to be half of those things!

Oh, to be so talented and so young. Good for her.

Loved this article to see where all my former fav writers ended up.

RIP Gawkerverse. You will be missed. Thank you Katie. You were more than we ever deserved 

With the best will in the world, I hope the rest of you leave as well. Fuck this place. 

Yep he is assuming a lot from my reading as well.

AND it sounds like he assumes that just because this friend isn’t having sex with her husband, she must want it with him. She may just have been confiding in and/or venting to him but he’s seeing it as an invitation.

I can’t for the life of me figure out what the second letter is about. It seems like the guy made a pass at his married friend, but he wants a pat on the back for looking out for her husband. 

wiki says 5'9 for American men, 5'3.5 for American women.

Am I wrong to think that 5'7" isn’t all that short?  I consider 6' to be above average/tall.  Have I been wrong this whole time?

I mean, he’s a 45-year-old depressed twice-divorced alcoholic with a record who seems to think his height is the main potential obstacle to a healthy online dating life. I say this with no personal judgement about any of that stuff (at least without context), but I’m not sure he’s correctly identified the biggest

My longest relationship was with a man who was 5'6". There are plenty of women around who will date short men. Many of these women are not hot messes. I’ll going to go out on a limb and say that the number of women who are both willing to date active alcoholics and who aren’t hot messes is considerably smaller than

stick to baseball!!!

Speaking of sports fails, the G/O editorial director (the guy who carried out you-know-who’s edict to shtick to schports) has quit:

Have to use these somewhere now that Deadspin is gone.