Reboot Gawker.com.

This comment is about nothing. Just wanting to celebrate the ability to post a comment while it’s still possible.

Come on, be fair: we also make babies, cook things and occasionally dress ourselves.

Looks like everyone at Deadspin quit.   This really sucks, Deadspin was where I spent most of the day while I was supposed to be working, but I’m glad they stood up for themselves.  Looks like I’m going to have to join twitter to follow them.

This is ridiculous, sports aren’t a woman’s issue and politics aren’t either.  Y’all should stick to women’s issues like makeup and bras and stuff.

Thank you for sticking to sports.

Fuck, guys. Kinja like JUST started working properly for me on mobile, a fact I discovered yesterday.

As insanely ham-handed as their tenure has been, it’s totally within the realm of believability that a couple of aging white men pulled out of retirement to apply their Web 1.0 learnings in 2019 could fuck up this spectacularly without intending to do so. 

Agreed. Lauren, thank you. People are pissed.

Has anyone ever seen Thiel and Spanfeller in the same room? What is the end game, here? Because it’s certainly not about money. Everything move they’ve made thus far has been the antithesis of money-making. This is like the Underpants Gnomes plan for G/O Media.

From the desk of Jim Spanfeller: “When you post my picture, everyone must focus 100% of their focus on comparing me to poopballs. That will be our sole focus. We will only write about poopballs and that which is relevant to poopballs in some way.”

I will forever associate this face with poopballs.

Must suck to be the blogger at Jezebel on THIS night.

Holy fuck the trolls are out in force tonight. Did Barstool put out a shithead signal for Deadspin’s demise? Just leftover dregs from Splinter’s fall? 

Lol fuck off with your concern trolling

So, they closed comments on Deadspin. Eat. The. Rich. Specifically those rich buttholes.

I know this has nothing whatsoever to do with this article.

I already do, buddy. Pretty much every day. In fact, I think I might just go do that right now. Thanks for the suggestion - I could use some stress relief in this trying time.

Maybe they should start posting nothing but sports stories, since Deadspin is being choked out like Epstein was?

Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.