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Right?? I somehow was not aware of the premeditated aspects of this story — the research he did, the tools he brought, and the texts. Last I apparently paid attention to this, I thought he spontaneously killed her because she rejected his advances or whatever. Sad story either way, but this takes it to a whole nother

I thought this was going to be a joke about Katie Perry’s pump making a sound that sounds like “VOTE VOTE VOTE...” because hearing things in that whirring noise is real and mine said some pretty effed up things.

So basically, YOU had plastic surgery that you picked out and loved and it made you very happy, but these crazy younger women are making poor decisions by doing the exact same thing you did? 

Here’s hoping Chris gets to play Jeffrey Epstein in that inevitable biopic because those dudes are twins!

Seems like Foone prefers they/them pronouns, fyi.

Aaaah ok. That makes a lot more sense. Thanks!

“The producer was pacing back and forth across the field from where I was shooting babies,

Maybe after 36 seasons, Challenge producers have decided they hate racism more than they hate quitters.

YES. I actually took a double take when I read that because the level of mom shaming was shocking. For a women’s site, no less!

I fully agree. Jackie’s schtick wasn’t hilarious but I had a chuckle or two. I can see where it got old though. But Jaida’s whole thing was not funny at ALL and I was shocked that the panel thought it was so great. I assume that came down to editing, though I wish the editors had left in the parts that were actually

The thing that left the worst taste in my mouth was that in a collection of generic patriotic red, white, and blue get-ups, the bottom two fell to... the Muslim and Black Power choices. So much for Ru’s big message of acceptance and inclusion of all kinds!

What a sausage fest. Where all the ladies at? Don’t get me wrong, I love Tawny Newsome and it looks like Diana Silvers rocks some great teenaged (?) angst, but it appears that all the main characters are men. 

That’s a shame that it’s prob a scam... look at that gender parity! 

Ok but like, in Adam Sandler’s defense (I can’t believe I’m saying that), what award show doesn’t follow the format of: 1) winner’s name is called and 2) winner goes up on stage immediately?? I do get why Sandler heard his name called and then during the TEN SECOND pause while people cheered and Conan clapped, he came

Nooooooooooooo for the love of biscuits take Paul instead!!

I’m sure it taught him things like: If you’re looking for the food, it’s probably on Demi’s bed.

It’s nice that you seem to be trying to act in people’s best interest, but you really need to educate yourself as someone that oversees rooms that people may pump in:

Oh! Oh! I have thoughts!

Thank you!