THEY’RE CALLED TOSSWARE.

THEY’RE CALLED TOSSWARE.

Never mind the kids...this is a great idea for ME! I find cleaning areas like counters so overwhelming but this might help me out!

Love Ken Jeong. Let's do this.

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I have a question about this step: “Roast them at 375℉ until they are easily pierced with a paring knife.”

Huh. You learn something new every day. 

Wait how do the two coasts react to each other’s summer camp use? I didn’t know that was a thing!

Kendall looks shockingly good in the header pic. I can’t tell what it is (her normal smile instead of a model scowl? the normal hairstyle?) but I’m loving it. I’ve never seen her look so pretty, and she’s arguably the prettiest Kardashian/Jenner.

When *I* was a kid, you had to pick up the old Konica and buy some 35 mm film and have a friend take nudes FOR you. Then you’d have to go down to the pharmacy or photo hut and drop your film into an envelope with all your info on it. Then 3-5 days later, you’d come back and pick up your pictures and hope your nudes…

This was my first thought too. Just bring in Anthony Atamanuik and everyone will forget about Baldwin’s Trump in a heartbeat (and good riddance).

During Saturday night baths, I sing my two-year-old daughter “Splish Splash” by Bobby Darin and she LOVES it. Super fun lyrics with fun sounds (There was a-splishin’ and a-splashin’/Reelin’ with the feelin’/Movin’ and a-groovin’/Rockin’ and a-rollin’, yeah, yeah).

I just rescanned the article to see if I missed where it said he was supporting his family and I don’t think I did. We have no idea what his wife does so I don’t think it’s fair to assume he has anxiety from solely supporting his family. Maybe she’s c-level.

Well that guy is just delightful. I want him to be my teacher in everything. I really left that video thinking I could learn this (though I know realistically there’s no way I can with my weak wrists and elbows).

Funnily enough, this very article made me wish I’d done one thing while pregnant — taken a picture of my toddler and my (shirtless) pregnant belly like the picture at the top of this post (but with a happier child :-) ). I felt so tired and gross and fat with this pregnancy that I tried to hide my belly at all costs…

Congrats, Michelle! I had my second baby this spring and I already miss the being-pregnant phase (which I hated at the time) and the newborn phase (which I hated at the time). I’m very happy for you and your family!

The pass is only good for dine-in, which means you’d need tip money every time you go. That wouldn’t really work out for the homeless.