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Before I watched the trailer I assumed it was “step” but she’s a bio mom. Maybe it’s “single”?

Umm that trailer looks amazing. I can’t wait to watch the heck outta this show.

For this guy I suspect it is.

I was thinking the same thing about that drawing. Also I suspect this is all just a rouse for this desperate guy to get woman-on-top sex.

This neckbeard strikes me as the kind of guy who thinks a woman can get pregnant during any sexual encounter and has no understanding of ovulation.

This must not have been pleasant to write. But it’s really good info. Thank you for sharing it. <3

I actually WAS going to google “phosphorus” because I have no idea what it looks like and wanted to know how closely it resembled amber. But I’ll heed your warning because I sure don’t want to see sad pictures. :-(

Are you really bragging about having the same cell phone number since 2010? Many people have had the same one since the late 90s, or at least the aughts.

“I am never more at home than when I have my judging hat on,” said Berry.

omg she’s so endearing in this interview. And that DRESS. I really needed this dose of Tyra in my life today.

Actually the great thing is that everyone forgot because she’s just living her life quietly with him and not parading him in front of the paps for attention. Who knows how things will change in 5, 10, 15 years but I love how she’s making an effort to keep him out of the public eye for now.

Ok ok... I finally bought this after seeing it promoted for years. I can’t wait to go to the beach!

Ok ok... I finally bought this after seeing it promoted for years. I can’t wait to go to the beach!

Ooookaaaay I’ll go get a pedicure IF YOU INSIST.

“You walk away wondering why Haddish isn’t a bigger star,” wrote Jezebel’s Clover Hope in her review on this site.

God... is any duo more boring-looking than the two of them up there?

I don’t really understand your angry metaphor but I just wanted to comment to say there are more uses for this than just pasty adults — If you want to go to the beach with a baby or child, this would be very handy. Is enslaving an umbrella to protect a baby acceptable?

I don’t really understand your angry metaphor but I just wanted to comment to say there are more uses for this than

Though to be fair, even a white doctor should be aware of African-American-specific skin issues. Doctors should be able to treat things they themselves haven’t personally experienced.

Well if it makes you feel better my grandma is racist af and none of us kids (or my mom, her daughter) are racist. So there is hope for the generations beneath those old crows!

Those Neiman Marcus Mara pants are $395! For a tiny pair of pants! I’m much more comfortable in a $40 pair of pants and $355 in my purse than I’d ever be in those.

Seconded and adding: Any episode of Comedy Bang Bang (podcast or defunct show) on which he’s a guest.