Yeah I read the headline too quickly and thought she was coming back to ANTM. I was sorely disappointed.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. The code I saw was at the end of the video, and I thought this was a promoted post because of the disclaimer at the top:

Sorry for the misunderstanding. The code I saw was at the end of the video, and I thought this was a promoted post…

Thanks. I didn’t THINK I was crazy...

Thanks. I didn’t THINK I was crazy...

In addition to how stupid the name “Fracture” is for a glass product, also stupid is the fact that this promoted post is offering 10% off but if you go to the fractured site (linked right there in the post) a big bar greets you with an offer of 20% off with a different code sooo not sure GMG is going to make that much…

In addition to how stupid the name “Fracture” is for a glass product, also stupid is the fact that this promoted…

Did I seriously just watch a 28 second ad for a 12 second dancing clip?

JFC, Jez.

And also, *all* lives matter.

BREAKING NEWS!

Look at that part. It’s totally Allison. And that tiny space in the middle of her lips. god... I know too much about Allison’s features.

Yas please.

That’s Allison, that contestant with the giant deer eyes.

That’s definitely Allison. I don’t blame Tyra for not including Rita (make her put in a couple dozen seasons first to prove herself) but I think it’s very weird that she seemingly includes ONLY Allison instead of a number of contestants.

Am I missing something or is the “Daddy” one a broken heart, or partially eaten heart, straight up creepy?

Yessssssss.

You mean like:

haha I love that you accepted the job!

Same. I want lifting exercises to do with my baby.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

So wait — is there a solution to fix crooked teeth that only takes “Less than three months”? I’m sure it’s hella expensive but still... do tell!

Side note - did you see him in the picture that accompanied the NYT article? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.