If I’m correct, you admit to reading only three paragraphs of this and then, in response, write two. I will never understand

I really enjoy your articles Cecilia. Your one of the better writers on Kotaku, keep up the good work ;)

How much more authentic John Snow getting stabbed would have been if he had really been stabbed!

It’s strange to me that this is news now. I mean I’m glad it’s being talked about. But she said this FOREVER. Now people believe it because they heard men verify it?

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

He may not be a traditional rival, but I like Hau! His name lends itself to puns like “Hau much longer am I going to have to put up with this dumbass”

I see he still won’t STAY IN THE FUCKING BAG.

Breaking News: Researchers learn that water is wet, fire is hot, and that Internet anonymity continues to fuel the troll machine.

“I am extremely shocked by these results.”

From where I live I cannot see any pokestops, so with this new update, the nearby function will still be useless. If I walk half a mile north, west, or east, I can see a single pokestop respectively. This game was only designed for people that live in heavily populated cities.

Yeah that horrible fanbase is going to....read the book?????

As someone who cannot play Sun & Moon until the 23rd of November.. I shall enjoy sipping on the salty tears of all of these pirates like a fine champagne until that day arrives.

nah

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

May his supporters feel the same level of joy as he does.

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

This doesn’t seem simple and clean.

SO, so gross. And completely unacceptable. Then I got told off from my boss for breaking their fingers because the guys complained, my boss said ‘they’re drunk military cowboys, what do you expect? You have big tits and a nice body, that’s why you work here. You can’t break their fingers when they stick your hands…

...have you shot a bow while riding horseback?