I'm very confused. So, three months ago, this chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha killed a guy during a hazing pledge event, which is against the rules. And now, another kid has reported them for hazing during pledging, which is still against the rules. So their punishment is that they are still allowed to accept new members,…

My weapons of choice for handling rejection in high school were Smiths records and overeating.

That, ladies and gents, is how you give a read. Go Madame Albright.

Well....I can't hate him for trying to be somewhat independent. Good on him for trying to break the common image of spoiled new money teens being too lazy to pay for their own luxuries.

....daughter Yardley Evans, 3½, and two sons, Edward Yates, 5, and Thatcher Bray, 15 months.

"I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night," she tells PEOPLE. "It works out well for my home and work life, but it doesn't leave a lot of time for rest."

Yeah, I was mostly indifferent toward Megan Kelly up until that whole "santa is just white" racist shit show. She's every bit as poisonous as her colleagues Bill and Hannity which isn't surprising since, you know, fox.

"Yardley" and "Thatcher" both scream "I wanted golden retrievers but got kids instead".

Rich white kids named Yardley and Thatcher? Jesus, they're going to grow up to be INSUFFERABLE.

They sound like characters from an Ayn Rand novel.

I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night

"I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night," she tells PEOPLE.

she says of her daughter Yardley Evans, 3½, and two sons, Edward Yates, 5, and Thatcher Bray, 15 months.

I find it weird when women change their names on social media immediately upon getting engaged/married. I was at a wedding where the bride took out her phone and showed people that she had changed her name on Facebook. I can't articulate why it bugs me so much but it really does.

Anyone who posts a "he just proposed to me seconds/minutes/a few hours ago" pic - especially one of the ring - is not deserving of fairytale love.

Well, duh. Because if she had lied, court lightening would come down and strike her. That's how oaths work.

Personally, I believe her.

No one lies under oath.