Sounds like our boy Neil has the same binder as Mitt Romney.

Neil Portnow: “Yeah. It’s not our problem you aren’t good enough. Try harder. Smile a little!”

Live stream it, and take all of the Grammy’s thunder?

That’s the crazy-ass governor of Arizona, Jan Beckysomething, putting her finger in Obama’s face as he comes off of Air Force One. This is right after Republicans had been crying about Democrats “not respecting the dignity of the office” when W Bush was around.

This is a good point. Another observation about many of these folks’ ideas about colleges/universities: none of them seem to have really spent any time on college campuses in the last few years. I have worked on or around college campuses for almost two decades now and, based on my experiences, none of these students…

So I watched the promo and Adam Carolla mentions the movie Animal House as a good example of how having fun at college should be, which is exactly the tell for white dudes of a generation like this. I always enjoyed the movie, too, but I can’t help but recall how brown faces only appear 1) as untouchable in terms of…

Six months into Obama’s presidency, the Right were agog because he asked for Dijon mustard (delicious) on his burger.

Exactly. “I can’t punch down anymore!”; “I can’t rely on the bigotry of my audience to compensate for my weak material anymore!”; “I can’t trade in easy stereotypes for cheap laughs anymore!”

When comedians complain that they can’t do comedy now that “everyone gets offended” what they’re really saying is “our job is too hard now that we can’t pressure women and minorities into awkwardly chuckling when we blatantly insult them.”

Point taken.

They’re just mad because they can’t make money and be left alone while making lazy jokes that point fun at the already marginalized anymore. If anyone needs a safe space, it’s them, and it’s obnoxious that they don’t realize that they are the whiny ones.

Maybe these asshats were never funny to begin with?

I find the whole “we can’t joke about what’s happening in the world with people getting offended!” line so disingenuous because there are countless comedians making a living joking about what happening in the world in a thoughtful way. What they really mean is “no one find ME and MY casual bigotry funny anymore, and…

I kept trying to remember who Teresa May reminded me of and finally I remembered. Her walk is like the one that Julie Andrews did in The Princess Diaries when she demonstrated Slumping.

“Somebody please inform Jay-Z that because of my policies, Black Unemployment has just been reported to be at the LOWEST RATE EVER RECORDED!”

“In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015. So it sounds like they were super close.”

I imagine she isn’t totally opposed to begin with, otherwise it is unlikely a pregnant woman would find this particularly amusing.

Zelda isn’t that strange of a name, not like it was invented out of whole cloth like some others. If people ask, could say that you’re just a huge F. Scott Fitzgerald fan. The Great Gatsby just really spoke to you, you know?

You’re right. Goku Kakkarot Sanchez should help him through the high school years.

Eh, there are far, far worse names for a kid. I’d much rather be named Goku than, say, Turok.