“Everyone but me is an asshole who doesn’t deserve to be here!”

Of those 14 religious texts I am sure at least 10 are Bibles. :\

Maybe he’s related to Hans from Frozen. As hopefully has fewer lines.

Remember when people accused Oprah of being a kingmaker when she supported Obama? I’m not really interested in her being the next president but at this point I would go with her pick. Maybe she could make the list of nominees like the Favorite Things list and then we could vote?

I am sorry you have to deal with this. It’s a burden that falls on the local sibling all to often. Even when all are local it seems like one usually steps up.

That’s pretty great.

Google image search Pokemon Bento if you really want to be wowed.

White male rage is also trite, so you’re good.

I found it entirely watchable.

Same, cringing every time I hear it this year.

I agree. Find a different therapist or stick with the yoga.

Are baby boomers retiring? I seem to be surrounded by boomers squatting in their current position, refusing to adapt to a changing landscape while simultaneously complaining about “young people” who think they are ”entitled “ to crazy shit like a livable wage and health care.

I just thought about her falling off and landing in a Catwoman-style pose. As now I’m thinking she would have made a pretty solid Catwoman. Or probably still would since she doesn’t age. But she wouldn’t accept the role if she had to play opposite Batfleck.

No, I think he’s done. I am not happy about the way things played out either and I definitely thought he was gearing up for a presidential run but MN is done with him.

Ms. Smith goes to Washington.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Ugh, they are up north too. I just noticed a co-worker post something about how decency didn’t win because abortion is “pure evil.” Like okay then Moore can try to impregnate teen s but if they got abortions that would be the crime? And you vote for the party who consigned thousands to death with it’s pro pollution…

Fuck you Cory Garder! Has anyone seen his fuckingtweet?!

Holy shit Cory Gardner just called on Jones to vote with Republicans. Like WTF should Trump be sticking to Hillary’s game plan then??! The Fucking Nerve Of These Fuck Wits!!!

Pacifiers are associated with increased ear infections but if your kid is bottle fed and not hungry, go for it. The swallowing probably helps more than just sucking on the paci though.