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But according to Solano, his wife saw the photo and laughed.

This is, hands down, the single best article so far on FlyGirl. It’s interesting, funny, and well written without falling into the white girl reaching enlightenment via fucking locals in the developing world trope that the majority of stuff on here does. Well done!

And even if porn isn’t your thing and it’s the costumes, like, Yandy.com exists, sooooo....

Jesus christ. It should be illegal to own a pet that’s not spayed/neutered unless you have a license to breed your pets. I know that’s seriously unrealistic, but still. Get your fucking pets fixed.

This is the kind of thing Bobby Newport’s dad would do.

Truth. My family shows love in other ways. Our ways aren't any less valid than those who show by hugging.

I come from a family of non-huggers, where strangers feel awkward on our behalf at departures because where others would naturally hug, we don’t. My in-laws decided my family is wrong! Wrong, dammit, and it makes THEM uncomfortable to NOT hug me, so why should MY discomfort trump THEIRS?!

My advice to get people to stop hugging you is to stop bathing. Works like a charm.

It is like when people are mega rich first and Christians second, or racist and Christian, or ‘I kicked my gay kid out’ and Christian.

As a life long Christian woman this whole concept baffles me.

I am going through this decision right now. I know I am going to get an IUD, but I feel a little overwhelmed by the decision of whether to go Paragard (no hormones, but likely worse cramps and heavier periods) or the Mirena (hormones, albeit a small amount, lighter periods that may go away all together but could also

I’m a Gilfoyle girl. I see no reason to explain why.

Why is this not THE #1 piece of advice for newlyweds? Forget that “don’t go to bed angry” bullshit, because I will be angry as long as it takes for me to get over it, TYVM.

Starred because it’s true. T-shirt idea: Jobs only coded once.

Recently saw Erlich do stand up. Funny shit.

kummaillllllll

starred just because this is the best show and i have a very intense crush on thomas middleditch

He invented a phone that works 75% of the time and compared himself to Jesus.