My pit bull was like Rollo, to a lesser degree. She once ate a Coke can. She left the ends, but ate the rest of it. This prompted our vet to suggest that I pick up all of her poops in plastic bags and *smoosh* it until I was sure that she had passed it.

there are way worse people.

Major dick move from a garbage human? Yes. But I’m not sure she qualifies for the title of The Worst Wedding Guest in the World.

When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

HA HA. So long as UD keeps putting that pink-ass blush in there, I can keep saving my money. I ain’t pink enough for that.

Tina Fey and Michael Caine

$3K on a bag decorated by a five year old. NOPE.

The expression on that butterfly, though.

I like Millihelen a lot. And I’m always excited to see a new article go up. But honestly this just felt a little too mean to me. I get that parts of it were meant as jokes, but I think the execution here was off. I’m a woman who likes makeup and I’m a feminist. Those are not mutually exclusive.

Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

I love how helpful they are at Ulta.

Anyone remember party lines? You’d call a number, and 8 people would talk at once?

Kate Beaton is a goddamned INTERnational treasure! I like the cut of her jib!

I just finished a good book about the ups and downs of Jane Austen’s literary reputation, including her reputation within her own family: Jane’s Fame, by Claire Harman.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Greatest tweet of all time.

You could replace a few words of that comment and it be a stereotypical PC MASTER RACE rant. LOL wut you can like both, duh

This is a joke, right? Yeah, I’ve read all the Austen novels. I own the BBC version. The 2005 film is a much, much better film. Adaptations are just that and don’t have to be precisely accurate to the novels they’re based on.