At least they know when to break out the scotch. (early and often)

when harrison ford was asked if he would play a sequel to one of goslin movies:
gosling said hercules. goslin said hercules. goslin said hercules.

Honestly, it seems nuts that companies aren’t negotiating Canadian and American streaming rights as a package deal.

This isn’t limited to Rick and Morty. Most dudes in fandom these days see themselves as gatekeepers. And almost always trying to drive the gals away. And then they bemoan that they can’t find a girlfriend who’s into the same things they are. MAYBE YOU COULD IF YOU HADN’T CONVINCED HER THAT A WOMAN-BEATING SPORTSBALL…

So here’s the thing about Wonder Woman’s costume... They keep trying to change it in the comics and they keep changing it back. There comes a point where they have to work with what they’ve got because the swimsuit look became iconic through the years (I’m not happy about, but there you go).

Meanwhile if I want to watch it in Canada I have to get friggin’ Crave TV.

I’m just so very tired of this. I can’t even relax after this failure because I know they’re going to keep trying. They don’t care about all the people who are in a constant state of anxiety because they don’t know if they’re going to lose their healthcare. They don’t even care about folllowing their own usual…

There is nothing depressing about giving Sean O’Neal the opportunity to make a ton of dick jokes, you tool. In my day, we’d call this manna from heaven, exploding all over your face.

hahahahhahaha! Funny guy!

I heard that commentary and dissent merged to form dysentery

W Bush is fucking Marvin.

THEY RAMMED THIS SONG STRIGHT UP NICKELBACKS ASS ``FACT

I can’t wait for the yearly announcement of the winner of the Nobel Profanity Prize. It’s always such a rich field of deserving potential honorees.

“I learned it from watching you!”

correction:

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

I only got a Kinja account to call you a Cuntstick.... which I didn’t mean until I had the pain in the ass of signing up for this you Cucktastrophe!

That’s my approach too, and for the same reason. I was in the greys and it’s shit. And I hate that this system discourages disagreement. Suck up to be visible! One of the things I liked about the old AV Club is that you could be the lone voice of dissent and it usually didn’t lead to a pile-on. You could rant about Won…

I typically upvote (star, whatever) most comments that respond to me or are gray users I recognize, but I do try to avoid approving the gray commenters who call me a shithead asshole cuckstick, of which there are a surprisingly large number of.

I used to be with It. But then they changed what It was. Now what I’m with isn’t It and what’s It seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!