fuck off buddy. Cyclists/pedestrians/bikers who think they can illegally block traffic can go and fuck themselves. They deserve to get hit and run over. Stay in your goddamn lane and let people drive through. Some of us have shit to do and don't have time for your tree hugging festival. Want to ride your bike using…

Merely acting like a douche? He could have been the better “man” here and chosen to NOT swing the Ulock with his toothpick arms.

Hey, guys...we found the shill from Critical Mass!

Come on, man. It’s obvious. Just look at her! No woman on Earth has actual muscles. And, of course, no woman in her MID-30’s continues to be fit. That’s just not something that happens ever, anywhere, in reality. Denile is more than just a river in Egypt, if you know what I’m saying lol.

Do you not think that “courteous” and “nice” are close synonyms? I didn’t ever say that Taylor Swift is more moral than I am, nor that she’s a better person. I said she was nicer than I am, and you’ve just stated that she’s courteous to the point of scripting her courtesies. So I’m having a hard time figuring out…

I know. Who have we become? I get in the car with my kids and I’m like, “What do you guys want to listen to 1989 ok great!!!”

1989 is what happened.

I hated Taylor Swift’s music like 3 weeks ago. Then one day Blank Space came on in the store I work at and I was hooked. Can’t stop listening to her. What is happening in my life

Go to your local Ulta. Get them to do your make-up. Ask questions about what they’re doing while they’re doing it. Buy the product if you can afford it. Especially the urban decay setting spray and the long wear lipstick. Then practice on yourself. I just spent the weekend at Dragon con and I am totally going to brag.…

It’s like a goddamned virus.

Yeah, I feel you. I’m a straight dude in my mid 20s, so people totally don’t see the Swiftie fanaticism coming. They think I’m joking or being ironic for the first 30 seconds or so. And I am not 100% sure how I got here. I didn’t even know any of her stuff until after Speak Now was out.

I’m not saying that she genuinely feels happy about it though. She’s expressing gratitude for the sentiment, which is an inherently nice thing to do.

Her music hurts my ears, but she seems like a nice woman. I love her style too (mostly, sometimes too preppy and matchy) and that she is a tall girl so I can see how an outfit might look on me. Lots of celebrities are tiny. The camera adds 10 inches and pounds!

Resistance is futile. I went from, “Ugh, her voice is so thin and all her songs are crap” to “I NEED to get good seats to the T. Swizz show!” There was no transition time and I honestly don't know what happened. I was the obnoxious mom scream singing Shake It Off and making my 9 year old wave her lighted bracelet…

Haters gonna hate. I would wear the shit out of this sweater.

Yeah, I was just thinking that. As ugly as this is, it’s way beyond my knitting skills, which are super rudimentary. I’ve been thinking about learning how to do patterns with multiple yarn colors so I can make the Captain Marvel handwarmers I saw on Tumblr, but that’s still a future project.

And lots and lots of swearing, if she's like me.

Yanno, Taylor Swift’s music is not really my thing, but she is so enthusiastic about her fans I think I actually like her.

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

That is an amazing sweater and you are a bad and wrong person if you think otherwise.