What are you doing underneath my desk homo?

When should I start caring?

I project my shit on you because that is all that is coming out of that stinkhole you call a mouth.

...and yet most if not all situations involved either resist, previous criminal record or walking around with a weapon (even if fake). You’ll get no sympathy, but enjoy your “marches”.

More whites (double the amount) have been killed by cops in the past 12 years than blacks...where is your outrage?

I bet you’re eyes are all watery right now, lip quivering...

Violence in Chicago??! I’m shocked!!

Last I checked the cops didn’t just show up unannounced and start assaulting POCs.

Why would you go to a swimming pool without a swimsuit...and to NOT swim in Texas of all places??

Got it, all whites are racist and blacks have not a racist bone in their bodies.

Relax, Resident Gawker Racist. Fuck, why not just start off every post with “I Hate Whitey”?

But isn’t it always about race?

She wasn’t apologizing for saying it, she was acting like she couldn’t hear the security guard yelling.

OMG I wish she told him to eat her ass!

...in NBA2K15 yes.

Something tells me she brags about her oral skills.

I swear people keep a Word doc of these to cut/paste as fast as possible to be first and look “trendy”. I bet they also wear Mom jeans, have taped comic strips of ‘Cathy’ on their cube and own 11 cats.

Looks like a goofy version of Bill Cosby.

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