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Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I just now realized that my Dropbox link doesn’t work anymore. Here is a new link. Hope you enjoy.

Frappacino aren’t coffee, they’re coffee-flavored milkshakes. I mean I don’t call coffee ice cream coffee, it’s just ice cream flavored with coffee.

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

TRIGGER A GIGGLE HOW DARE YOU CAPCOM

Happened to me - I said fork it, I don’t have tine for this shit.

Cute.

Please tell me more about my imported copy of Ni No Kuni on Nintendo DS I’ve had for 6 years

It’ll be worse than that; the most popular rides will require you to give the gate keeper a ticket. Good news: Once inside the park, tickets are free! Bad news: Nintendo is the one who will be making and shipping the tickets. So, count on about 5-10 tickets per park, per week, for thousands of park patrons.

It’s a disturbed man talking to himself in a free promotional comic for a video game. It’s not exactly representative of the whole medium.

Every season a new professor..

well, i did know that didio wants him dead more than anything. how dare a character with a slightly brighter outlook on life exist in the batverse! the nerve! i just figured he didn’t get to make the call everywhere, you know? like video game AUs.

I’ve been working under the assumption that we’re all supposed to be doing that. Do I have to find a new hobby?

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

“Louie Gohmert started eating glass!”

I think we just did... :(

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”