It’ll be worse than that; the most popular rides will require you to give the gate keeper a ticket. Good news: Once inside the park, tickets are free! Bad news: Nintendo is the one who will be making and shipping the tickets. So, count on about 5-10 tickets per park, per week, for thousands of park patrons.

It’s a disturbed man talking to himself in a free promotional comic for a video game. It’s not exactly representative of the whole medium.

Every season a new professor..

well, i did know that didio wants him dead more than anything. how dare a character with a slightly brighter outlook on life exist in the batverse! the nerve! i just figured he didn’t get to make the call everywhere, you know? like video game AUs.

I’ve been working under the assumption that we’re all supposed to be doing that. Do I have to find a new hobby?

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

“Louie Gohmert started eating glass!”

I think we just did... :(

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

In truth, the effect varies from kid to kid, as well as with what types of games they’re being allowed to play, how often they are allowed to play, and what you do with your kids when they’re not playing. Balance is key in all things, and that’s no less true here.

Yes...yes...that is a good feeling.

Completely agree. My wife tries to use Siri when I start mansplaining. After a 15 second head start I will use the Google app and get the right answer first. Usually with a face like this:

Yeah, I have to periodically turn her off. She almost never opens the pod bay doors when I ask her to. Seriously though, Siri is the pits.

I asked her for the phone number of Hong Kong Market. She found it for me. Unfortunately, it was in Kowloon. I live in Texas.

Worse than useless? So you’re implying that siri somehow activates autonomously and disrupts your phone usage?

Say what you wish about Skynet, but it would never give someone optometrist offices when asked “Where is the nearest gas station?”