Okay so I'm not all that familiar with Jonathan Franzen's work, but all I got from his letter to the editor is that he thinks sexism in the New York theater scene is rampant and deserves more attention. I have to say that I agree with him on that. If there's some backstory or history of him being an asshole, that's…

Why does Jezebel allow this nonsense on here? How is this clever or funny? How is this informative, or interesting? Lindy West seems to think this website is her own personal blog where she can just post whatever ridiculousness that pops into her head. She takes a story, and tries to find the fastest way to make it…

We know you love caps Lindy.

"but his memo didn't extend to the gentlemen."

And still impossible to find a "bra" that fits.

It's okay. He gets to do that without being criticized himself because penis.

Jiminy had to have been modeled at least a little bit on Rex, no?

Would that be doing it Shaggy Style?

Rex Reed has become an angry old man whose movie reviews are now often little more than rants. If you go to Metacritic, his score is usually the lowest for most films, even the ones most other reviewers are raving about. Aside from what he said about McCarthy, he is out of sync with the times, and he knows it.

Yeah, but that's not now...I mean, if it did matter and you wanted to throw stones, you shouldn't do them once you're living in a glass house yourself.

Are those goggles for swimming through the hate-shit, or is he just emulating the Old Navy lady?

I'm trying to be diplomatic, here... but... lol.

Somehow, I find it 1000x more hurtful when a woman calls me fat than some random dude. Granted, they generally don't anymore, but some old piff poff like that? His job is to be a codger. Those comments were shitty and it shows how he sees the world. I see a miserable old man. But yeah, when women pick on other women…

My specific doctor, whom I schlep half an hour to see, says that fat "is not a problem that science knows how to solve right now." And it's true. There's no weight-loss pill that won't kill you with side effects. And despite Ronnie from Jersey Shore (and wasn't he in the hospital recently?) putting his name on some…

Okay, I got my doctor into Maru. I need to keep up wit Maru better. Sadly, I've never figured out if Maru is a girl or a boy. Do you know? And, when I first read your post, I thought you wrote that your husband proposed using a cat meme at which point I was going to turn straight and steal him. Why didn't I think of…

Ugh I'm so sick of this argument. Look, if someone has a really filthy house and then criticizes me for having a filthy house, I can be like "wow, you're a fucking crazy hypocrite, go clean your own filthy house!" If someone has a really clean house, and they tell me to clean my filthy house, I can still think they're…

This is exactly what I think: the issue is with sizing (which incidentally doesn't only affect plus-sized women, but also ones like me, who despite being a "regular" size have a different shape) and pattern cuttings. I am extremely interested in what you are saying about machines needing to be reset, bolt height and…

Brilliant observation about a sad, irrelevant person.

Sally Jesse Raphael has a twin brother?