Brown also raised eyebrows by referring to the Last Chance U director as the new Riefenstahl.

3.2: Number of Cents paid to factory worker for making said Nike shoe.

If his body says anything about what team he’s going to play for I’d say he’s gonna play for the Bengals.

“I’ll be your cage, how’s that?”

My attempts last night to celebrate my birthday by giving my wife a pound ended in similar awkwardness.

Carroll: Hey Marshawn, do you want to vote on what play we should run?

Fuck up the Volume

Has anyone ever admitted to having a racist bone in their bodies?

Switch home run to dong and this whole article is moot.

When I was 7 I got in a pretty bad car wreck  and I’ll never forget the look of determination and pure strength on my mother as she lifted the paddle to beat my ass for taking the parking break off. 

Might end up being the best for the Bills future though. A win could be the difference between drafting at no 7. for a guy who’s going to leave as soon as his rookie contract ends vs. no 12. for a guy who’s traded for a future 4th round pick after his first year.

A Rose by any other name would smell just as sweat.

If you want a vision of my future, imagine my cleat stamping on a Spartans face forever.

Here you see the Blue Jays take honoring the blind to a whole new level.

In the midst of all the trade war talk with Canada it’s nice to see them reach out and send some of their best and brightest to work for us for free. 

I know why the caged bird rideshares.

Police say Comcast employees knew something was off immediately when someone tried to purposefully add the Pac-12 Network to their package.

What was he thinking, he totally had gone on his Rocker.

It also helped that the buffalo sauce cauterized the wound. 

Now it will be impossible for white guys to break the “gym rat” stereotype.