Unfortunately for Chief Wahoo you can only be a racist caricature and in the Baseball Hall of Fame if you hit over .300.

Well Lebron is known for going on playoff tares.

The Diaper Dandies always come out this time of year.

I know when I’ve got 92k in cash lying around I’m thinking about how I can flip $125 worth of weed to a bunch of people.

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I was pretty surprised he wasn’t speaking more gingerly.

It’s like Bird and Miles, here you have Westbrook as this solo diva who’s into fashion, fast cars, and a glib attitude towards reporters and much of his audience. Then you have Harden as this more jovial character who’s just interested in getting blowjobs in taxi cabs while eating fried chicken. But Man when those…

Video of the ruling

That’s what Tyler should expect when you yell Beyblade, Beyblade let it rip!

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

“Right into the ground” also happens to be Derek Jeter’s current management philosphy.

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

Wives

I don’t know Mark your career was defined by a high 4.20 era

This is only gonna stop when the Blazers draft Tibbs with the number one pick and he fucks a Kardashian.

“Alright let’s see if the Zen Master was right about it this”

This is just like that time I invited all my friends that love Judge Wapner to my Wapner Memorial viewing party.

Happy Birthday Mr. United States.

I’m hoping for next years draft they implement the all important Tradesies and No Tradesies Backsies.