“We felt this was a great landing spot for him, but it was not meant to be.”

Eternal Blue, Forever Green

It’s nice to know some people still follow traditions.

GIVE ME BACK MY BIKE!!!!!

Shawn Eckardt Brian Sean Griffith stirkes again!

Clark Cunt

Look I don’t necessarily have the same background as a player that Rose has, but as someone who is dealing with a similar issue; if I was in his position I’d absolutely dread it.

My dog Titus with his George Burns impersonation

That’s okay Tagliabue also thinks Sports is a little too “hard rock” for his tastes.

Watch These Soccer Teams Recreate the 2016 US Election

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

That’s one scruffy looking nerf-herder.

Free Bird!

Marbury also added “I can feel the power but he won’t because I can’t make Jimmer love me if he don’t”

At least there’s one story with three woman acting awkwardly around a ball that doesn’t involve Louis C.K.

Becky with the good harassment

I haven’t seen a tribute video feature that many dongs since Amber Rayne.

Aqua Buddha’s karma is slow but just.

Fournette Story Updated; Not Developed