This is the first time that something besides shit talk went behind a punters back.

You should hear the convesations I’ve had to have with confused students about Skippy Jon Jones.

View from my back yard now in Portland.

Pshh I wonder who paid him to be there.

Human rights to white people are like endless bread sticks at the Olive Garden. We just don’t understand why you wouldn’t just calmly ask the waiter for more.

I always thought the hardest part was getting over the alligator mouths.

I haven’t had my balls hurt that much from watching a pitch since Pitch Perfect.

If only someone would have been able to run a campaign for 4 quarters.

So that’s why there where all those articles about Zach Randolph’s personal growth since coming into the league.

Most likely caused by repeated attempts at getting him some of that glory hole.

To be fair, the word No hasn’t had any meaning at Fox since it’s inception.

I think most blues songs are already about the Bills.

The last great soccer bubble of the late 90's was especially harsh on the Uday traitors.

A loss here for Dolan as he was hoping charges would stick. Like always he’ll go back and wound his licks.

“But this has become a fiasco. It’s a circus.”

I guess Ray thinks the only ammendment worth losing your job over is the fifth.

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Float like a butterfly, dodge taxes like a WASP.

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