One foot on the floor, one foot on top of the sink, ass cheeks spread apart as far as possible, get in there with moist wipes and clean every nook of that asshole until it’s spotless. I have no idea how anyone does anything different... you people must have the dirtiest assholes.

Oh great a new Magary article to read... oh wait it’s just an advertisement for a podcast I don’t want to listen to.

No Royals? Not interested.

Sure, and Mike Trout is the best player in MLB...

You seem way more concerned about the branding issue than the fact that this is clearly not HD.

America's Kidz Got Fashion

Maybe Deadspin isn't reporting on it because there seems to be no story yet. Rant Sports is reporting on the fact that there are pictures on the Internet, a fact everybody already knows. I presume Deadspin is actually calling people, doing research, and getting facts on the story instead of just wildly speculating…

So she was in Harry Potter jail and there wasn't a single Azkaban joke?

To each his own. I thought this was easily one of the funniest episodes of the season. Nearly everything was working tonight. Classic It's Always Sunny humor wrapped in a self-contained, Seinfeld-esque plot.

To each his own. I thought this was easily one of the funniest episodes of the season. Nearly everything was working tonight. Classic It's Always Sunny humor wrapped in a self-contained, Seinfeld-esque plot.

"He said you killed Mo Zart!"

"He said you killed Mo Zart!"

"Anybody care to take a crack at the spelling of the old CIA guy Quinn met with on the bus? (Or recognize the actor?)"

"Anybody care to take a crack at the spelling of the old CIA guy Quinn met with on the bus? (Or recognize the actor?)"

That would be good analysis about why "The Gang Recycles Their Trash" was used as the premiere, except… it wasn't. The premiere was "Pop Pop: The Final Solution."

That would be good analysis about why "The Gang Recycles Their Trash" was used as the premiere, except… it wasn't. The premiere was "Pop Pop: The Final Solution."

"Shows are graded against all episodes of the same show, so an A means one of the very best episodes of the show ever made."

"Shows are graded against all episodes of the same show, so an A means one of the very best episodes of the show ever made."

I agree, but this show has totally earned the benefit of the doubt in my yes. The show has changed course in many ways, very abruptly, and it has not suffered for it yet. I will keep putting my full faith into it until it shows me otherwise.

I agree, but this show has totally earned the benefit of the doubt in my yes. The show has changed course in many ways, very abruptly, and it has not suffered for it yet. I will keep putting my full faith into it until it shows me otherwise.