2...1....

pics or it didn’t happen

Technically “shelled” is an antonym for “shelled”...is your mind blown?

Wow, wearing white...sick burn Condé Nast!

haha, points for the Dumb and Dumber reference!

I wasn’t thinking of that but none of the unlikely scenarios would put a Democrat in office... 

I know it sucks but its reality. It’s best to know that there is a 99.999% chance he will become President. If lightning does strike twice, then it’s better to be pleasantly surprised than repeatedly disappointed.

you are proving my point, when and if that happens, it wont have the gravity it should...boy who cried wolf

no, he misspelled a word...hardly newsworthy in my opinion but this is the world we love in now

Please don’t get your hopes up...it would take two miraculous and extremely unlikely events for anything to change the outcome of the election.

Is this going to be a daily thing now, a news story on his tweets? I hate him but Jesus, stop the presses, he misspelled a word on twitter! I’ve never seen anyone do that before!

are you guys still together?

Also a hoax: