Oh, you didn’t know that in addition to being a creep with gossamer-thin skin, Bauer is also fervently “pro-life”?

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

Thank you, Wende.

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

Don’t forget the favorite fallback of AT LEAST HE’S TRYING TO IMPROVE THE WORLD!

God I love people dunking on Musk.

And if the tunnel collapses — boom! Instant sarcophagus.

I think this is the story where “claps back” officially jumps the shark, and goes away for a while.

Nothing new for Nance - he called this guy “Mr. Whip”

This gave me fucking whiplash when I read it. ASTOUNDING!

What the fuck is appealing is about having them “with you at the bar”? Have you ever been to a bar, or tried to talk sports with any of the idiot amateur sports pundits that patronize them? I cannot imagine why that would be enjoyable to anyone with a fully-formed frontal lobe. 

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

Pilotwings was my jam growing up, and I will not sit idly by as you besmirch its honor.

He’s probably well respected by other reporters who are jealous of his access to LeBron and his camp. I don’t know if that respect extends to the general public, though.

It's HamNo for sure. 

White speaking at the Republican National Convention

You don’t think it’s all their shitty players?  

Its kind of odd that a bland white opinion guy that has shared some pretty fucking dumb bland white opinions lately (see his article on voting) has such a problem with supposed guys like this.

Well he is Gramátically correct

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh