You’re right. This does make you look like a horrible person.

When do I get an apology for “Who’s Now”

In a fitting turn, the success of The Imitation Game may have led to the green-lighting of a number of biopics possibly written by computers.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

I genuinely don’t care what low-wattage thoughts bounce around in his empty head. Whether he “really thinks” Nazis are good or bad is completely irrelevant. It’s what you do that matters, and what he does is provide comfort and support (and jobs) to dangerous white supremacists.

Okay there’d be no dry food left if we’d all gotten our groceries tossed in a lake after we criticized a Jaguar drive.

I’m allergic to shellfish. What the fuck are you thinking

Every sports opinion writer eventually turns into the thing people hate about sports opinion writers. They discover what works, do that, stop innovating, and fall asleep while a younger generation grows up wondering what the big deal is with these writers who talk like their dad. Happened to Rick Reilly, happened to…

That is a downright friendly handshake on the WTA these days. The real bad blood handshakes are the no look fly-bys with no words exchanged.

You sir have bad taste and should feel bad.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

I CAN’T STOP VISITING THIS SITE OF INFURIATING ARTICLES

“No spoonerism is ever a debacle”

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

Yeah, I get it. Ace of Base TECHNICALLY isn’t a one-hit-wonder...but c’mon.....they’re the I Saw the Sign folks.

I’ve been beating this drum for a while. Seahawks fans are gunning for Pats fans as the most insufferable in the league.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

Perhaps you should direct your ire where it is due. The fact that it took an OK podcast to get millions to care about issues of criminal justice isn't the fault of the podcast, it's the fault of the country writ large. To say "oh, people can get this exposure if they want it" completely ignores that a huge proportion…