What’s so incredible about Roger is that he’s compensated for losing that step by standing that much closer to the baseline. Seems like he spent the latter half of the match hitting tons of groundstrokes as essentially half-volleys. 

ItsSTILL who? 

Boy, this comment covers some bases. If you were courtside for this game (your humblebrag game needs work btw), then you literally had a front row seat to all those Raptors on court telling fans to shut up. Maybe they meant “save your biggest cheers for the 6-point lead we’ll choke away in the last three minutes”?

I am persuaded; conservatives are actually the funny ones. 

I love Filter! “Learn to Fly” is one of my favorite songs.

No way--Matthew Lillard.

No.

Drake sucks.

Barf.

You know, eventually, if enough people with this perspective stopped seeing the movies they knew were going to be bad, maybe, just maybe, Hollywood would stop churning things out at the lowest common denominator. Maybe. 

They both look awful. 

Yeah, no. 

Yeah, probably would have been better to pretend Owen didn’t die at a WWE event as a non-employee in the episode about how the WWE mistreats its non-employees

“Is there any evidence anywhere that being megarich turns you and your family into insufferable assholes that treat each other like aggrieved colleagues and not blood relatives? Anyone, anywhere?...Hello...?”

You’re an idiot.

“Sometimes, I care about the people *too* much.”

Deadpool sucks and Ryan Reynolds sucks; why does this article exist

IT’S A PURSE, OKAY? I CARRY A PURSE!

It could still be true. The comments weren’t remotely racist--they were directly, unambiguously racist.

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