This feels pretty straw man. While many are talking about his breaking a few record potentially, I haven't seen *anyone* claiming he's having the "best" season ever.

Whatever. Selfies are the absolute worst. THE WORST, JERRY. THE WORST.

Good lord, where did you find that awful image at the top?

No, no, no no no no. The number one song to fuck to is "It" from Sign O the Times.

I mean, fuck XBox One and fuck embedded advertising like this, right? I know it says so in the byline and I still don't care.

Billie Jean? For the gays!

It's true. It's like she's saying 'yowl' but swapping the 'o' for an 'a'.

It's true. It's like she's saying 'yowl' but swapping the 'o' for an 'a'.

It's true. It's like she's saying 'yowl' but swapping the 'o' for an 'a'.