I called my mom. “Oh yeah, you’re gonna cry.”

welp he started talking about malia, sasha and michelle and then i started crying!!

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

Princess

I hope Jezebel delves into her flagrant racism. I’ve seen her heralded as a feminist and perhaps she is — for White women. She loves to vilify Black women and children like Sandra bland and the young teen girl who was manhandled by the cops at the pool in a Texas. In her mind Black women are “no angels” and asking for…

I just want to imagine her giving it to the guy, with her eyes glowing with pride, and then he opens it up, and is like... 

His daughter, Birgen, is fairly active on Instagram:

Prince’s was avoidable, which made it more tragic, since his death was related to him taking tons of a pain killers for his worn out hips, which he wasn’t allowed to have replaced due to his faith

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

There’s been an active conversation about all the deaths being related to the rise of celebrities in the 1960's-70's and the ages of that first “class” of very well known musicians/actors/athletes.

Poor Melania—she can’t open her mouth without being attacked as a stereotypical angry black woman. Sheesh.

I’m beginning to feel sorry for Melania, actually. Let’s give her a chance.

Testing the waters for a return to network TV? I imagine that being the “Yahoo Global News Anchor” isn’t the most appealing position these days.

So my partner and I were discussing her attitude/behavior. At 19 or 20 she was charming and refreshing and “regular.” Ya know.. she wasn’t all hollywood and she tripped and was imperfect and it was cute. But she hasn’t grown up at all and she’s not 20 anymore and it’s not charming. She’s an adult asshole now.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

Or he notices hers is damaged enough that she’s won’t survive and wakes her up cuz she’s gonna die anyway.

He tries to shoot himself in the head, but misses and damages her pod.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…