I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

My father’s cousin was murdered in Miami while she was prosecuter. He was your stereotypical pothead murdered by the preppy, clean-cut guy next door who happily played off people’s misconceptions to claim self-defense. According to everything I have been told, it would have worked if not for Janet Reno.  I wasn’t…

Time on my hands :)

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

DUCKWORTH FTW (and I can’t even vote)!

J-Lo was stumping for Hillary down in Florida last week. So, when he says Jennifer Lopez, he means her. Hillary’s campaign has been playing like a who is whom of pop music idols recently.

Same. After Michelle Obama’s powerful speech about Trump’s sexism, my auntie posted some Tea Party crap claiming FLOTUS was a hypocrite because she’d had Beyonce visit the white house. Like...what?

Jay-Z is not running for President.

I’m still bitter E! canceled The Soup. It was their best show by miles.

one of my coworkers was super excited to go to one of his book signings.

Our grandma was a huge Cubs fan and passed that on to the rest of the family. My favorite story is that the nursing home staff had a schedule of the Cubs games and times and stations, etc. Even though my family has got to watch a lot of games together this year, we our all busy and live in different states to where…

We here in America use a color scale to determine if a person is a terrorist or not. Perhaps you have seen it used on Family Guy?

I can hear the pundits now:

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

So he proves that BLM protesters hate cops...by murdering cops.

Swift Lies. I was anticipating that podcast the moment Kim K exposed Swift for what she really is. The moment I saw that title, I just knew he was going to go in, and I wasn’t dissapointed.

Kid Fury ranting about Swift is the best. If I’m having a bad day, I totally out that on my playlist.