This was literally me when I heard Beibs deactivated his account:

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

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What bothers me most about this besides the obvious theft is that Zara could absolutely afford to buy licenses from these artists and designers to sell the exact same merchandise. Lots of companies do this (I know West Elm and Anthropologie both do, for example). This would elevate the artists and make Zara a lot more…

The drawings are called “pins”. You can think of them as brooches, for millennials! You can place them onto whatever you like.

You deserve more than this! You are worth more than this!

No. She realizes she is fortunate that she can conceive.

gotta be honest here. this is my first time seeing this video. and i feel a little bit like ben wyatt when he first met lil sebastian.

I have no fucking idea what the hell this is talking about.

Funny, but the Chris Christie/broken chair joke wasn’t cool. I don’t care how much you hate the guy, fat-shaming is fat-shaming.

Bad news— 90s rich kid liberal stoners are now Republicans.

Mitt Romney says he wants to have an open and welcoming convention. Wow. Open and welcoming to whom? Students who need Pell Grants? My gay Republican cousin who wants to get married? Brown people from Arizona who forgot their ID? People who like roads, air traffic controllers, and disaster funding for hurricanes —…

Three counts of criminal dipping and bunching, at least.

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He can’t handle the Ruth.

Maybe we can all pool our funds here and buy a small island where us anti-xenophobes can live happily!

I can't really laugh at the stupidity of these. I'm British, so we lost the right to call anything else dumb today. Or ever again. Because we are completely fucked.

Never Forget

If the store offered lip injections I would in all likelihood publicly denounce it as stupid, then be first in line like: