What these parents did was dumb, but they’re not vegan nutcases who were abusing their child. The baby was getting formula and started developing a rash so the doctor recommended they swap to almond based formula. The kid was picky, refused to eat anything else, and here we are.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!

That screenshot made me think: I know what his plan is for avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

I think the elevator doesn’t reach the top floors.

Is it too late to get that 118th trimester abortion?

Yep. There are plenty of American towns where I will be arrested for not wearing a shirt as a female. This does not mean talking about how much I love my sweater is bowing to the patriarchy.

I love that someone clearly told him he needed to appeal to evangelicals in Iowa so his solution was to hold up a bible and say “the evangelicals, ok?”

Hey now. I love circus peanuts.

i am having an extremely visceral reaction to his face where i just want to towel snap it with a shamwow approximately 700 times

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

ain’t the internet grand.

Sort of like these

I NEED these for my next party. A very lazy search on the internet turns up nothing, which makes me sad.

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Alright. Let me sit you down and tell you a thing. So “Baby It’s Cold Outside” was written in 1944 and it’s about a man and a woman discussing ways they can spend the night together because they are unmarried and doing so back then would be hugely disastrous socially for the woman. They come up with excuses they can…

“People say ‘Jidenna why you dressing so classic?’ I don’t want my best-dressed day in a casket!”

Agreeeeeeeeed! And I love that line “The ladies on my elbow ain’t just for show, every madam on my team is a full general.” Also, he says he doesn’t care if people think he’s gay cause of how he dresses, cause there’s nothing wrong with being gay. Also he’s soooooooooo good looking.