I can relate. I never let any of my previous boyfriends see me truly naked because of my lopsided boobs. I had a lot of little tricks, even during sex, to keep myself covered up. Honestly, I kept up the charade until I had my first baby. I figure that once someone watches you give birth to a baby, they've pretty much…

Yawn. Bring back The B in Apt 23!

Goodness, he's dreamy!

Burt, your loins must be EXPLODING. I am happy about this though. There was not nearly enough Loki in the last movie.

Burt, thank you for this! I cannot thank you enough! This is so great. So, so wonderful. Just wow. Amazing.

Stop continuing the rumor mill by writing paragraphs on who's gay or not and who is outed or in the closet or whatever. It's none of our fucking business. Seriously.

My boyfriend's friend is an actor, and was in a reenactment on Celebrity Ghost Stories, for a ghost story of Patrick Muldoon's. He doesn't look anything like Patrick, but did well in the reenactment, which is mostly him being attacked by a ghost in his hotel room in the middle of the night.

I have an aversion to pretentious utensils, I'm getting this other fork instead.

A friend of mine auditioned for "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." At one point she had to scream, "IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S COMING OUT OF ME." She said it was the most ridiculous thing she'd ever done.

I had a friend who played a foot fetishist on one of those "ask a psychologist" daytime shows. He did put it on his resume and kept it there until more, um, prominent work took over.

The most hilarious reenactment I ever saw was on ID's Deadly Women: it was the story that inspired the classic Tori Spelling TV movie "Death of a Cheerleader" (so already it had been performed to Perfection, but I digress). It's a story about teenagers and the women cast to portray them were all AT LEAST 28. Then to…

This whole thread reminded me of an episode of Momma's Family "TriState's Most Wanted." I am sharing because I care.

Sadly I must admit that my nephew was on Jerry Springer but it was a total con. He and his male friend and a female told the show they were in some kind of weird relationship and they bought it. They were flown from Pittsburgh to wherever the show is filmed, put up in a hotel and fed and a limo to the show. It aired…

Yeah, there was. But, they wanted to be sexy scream queens. I really don't want to do more than yelp an put my hand to my face before running out of a room.

I'd much rather be cast consistently as a thug then some other things. Can you image being cast as like a paedo or something? Like congratulations mr smith you're exactly what we're looking for. Bleh

A HS friend of mine was on Locked Up Abroad.

As as a television and movie watcher...and as a human being...I object to your characterization of those individuals as "actors". Just awful.

The funniest part of the story was when my mom called me all excited, "Your brother got that audition he went on!"

I don't know about the reenactors, but I really want to be a woman whose entire acting resume is all people who find dead bodies and scream. I want to be screaming maid, screaming postal worker, screaming nurse, screaming neighbor, etc.

They are largely improv. Sometimes they make you improv with a couple of other actors, or with a 'reader.' And yes, actors do sometimes use these clips on their resumes and reels.