Only if she’s complaining about the butts of those rap guys’ girlfriends.

First off - that’s really fucked up you would compare a rape victim to a person perpetrating multiple felonies on their own will.

Bingo! They didn’t care about risking other innocent peoples lives when they were running from the cops. Sometimes karma takes a while, other times it’s instant.

Nah. We’re saying a consequence of running from the cops is you might crash your car and die.

All choices have consequences.

This is cute but you really think he’s a sexer? He strikes me as a lick your bootheel and awkward cuddle type, where he slowly, whiningly “reasserts his manliness” through angry tears. Then he gets out of bed and tells you you’re a worthless whore and lucky to have him.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Simpsons already did it, bro.

Can’t explain. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.

Author here (IN THE GREYS). A couple points. First, then-Senator Obama’s support for a filibuster was based on his gripes with Justice Alito’s ideology. So far, it looks like any GOP filibuster would be based on...running out the clock on any nominee regardless of their beliefs. It’s OK for senators to disapprove of a…

The most hilarious scenario is Republicans stop the nomination of a new Justice, Hilary wins and nominates Obama.
I’m pretty sure I’d die laughing.

I have been sent my share of unsolicited dick pics and videos and shit over the years and I share all that nasty shit with my female friends. Sure, if we’re sending each other hot pixx I’d never share them with anyone else, but you send me a snap of your junk without being asked - it’s practically on the nightly news!

Leaving out the egregious line-crossing by these dudes for a moment and speaking purely aesthetically... is a cellphone-shot, context-free amateur dick pic even remotely attractive? I mean, I’m sure there are a few, but in general? Dicks- and I’m speaking as an owner of one- are fun and functional but deeply…

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

Genitalia is better.