@D.LYTE: This is a heart-click for you from a fellow grammar fanatic.

@ortizlgnd4: When I mentioned frames per second I was stating that the human eye cannot perceive the difference between 50 and 500 frames per second. I am aware that we do not process information in frames. I was asking if you have any scientific information relating to the pixel density we can perceive. I'll take…

@ortizlgnd4: Well, the human eye can only see so many frames per second so I wouldn't rule out the notion that at some point it can't tell the difference between two different amounts of ppi. Is there any scientific data on that?

Do not surrender what liberties you have left.

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What the hell is this world coming to?

so people are just going to fist pump for hours? I guess that would make your bitch-punching hand stronger...

@Mars478: Dammit, you beat me to it. Didn't see yours.

it had to be done.

Strongbad did it better with a Sharpie.

@Jakooboo- TUNA SANDWICHES DAMMIT!: Yes, and what he didn't show is that the whole thing moves his fleshlight back and forth.

@tineras: Are you sighing at my comment or the fact that I'm pointing out the fact that a mobile gaming platform like this has failed before? Just checking.

I'm just going to leave this here...

Puh-lease. I've been ordering children off the internet like this for years.

@podspawn: Fucking heart-clicked. Love it.

Sorry for being slightly off topic, but I only read this because A.C. Newman was in the lead shot. LOOOOOVE the New Pornographers but their name has caused them grief elsewhere recently.

Well, i'm glad they put all the stuff in that should have been there in the first place. The toug part is going to be winning over the people who turned it off immediately for being a piece of shit. I'll give it a shot at least.

@bazookafox: Woman: "We can't find any evidence at the scene of the crime, sir."