@Mars478: Dammit, you beat me to it. Didn't see yours.

it had to be done.

Strongbad did it better with a Sharpie.

@Jakooboo- TUNA SANDWICHES DAMMIT!: Yes, and what he didn't show is that the whole thing moves his fleshlight back and forth.

@tineras: Are you sighing at my comment or the fact that I'm pointing out the fact that a mobile gaming platform like this has failed before? Just checking.

I'm just going to leave this here...

Puh-lease. I've been ordering children off the internet like this for years.

@podspawn: Fucking heart-clicked. Love it.

Sorry for being slightly off topic, but I only read this because A.C. Newman was in the lead shot. LOOOOOVE the New Pornographers but their name has caused them grief elsewhere recently.

Well, i'm glad they put all the stuff in that should have been there in the first place. The toug part is going to be winning over the people who turned it off immediately for being a piece of shit. I'll give it a shot at least.

@bazookafox: Woman: "We can't find any evidence at the scene of the crime, sir."

@Rabid Penguin: Adam Frucci was in charge of those and he no longer works for gizmodo. He is now the editor of splitsider.com.

"email, SMS, Facebook, Twitter, Maps (but no GPS), Weather, Outlook and Exchange (with AutoSync), RSS, Word and PDF support. Oh, something called Peektop Apps, for which I'm not holding my breath."

@sighing: I was going to do this first, but I couldn't find any good pics that weren't horrendously nsfw....

@A Magician Named Gob: Well, it is my favorite coaster ever.

@Monty: I only went once but I rode millenium force three times. Great success.

More like, Millenium Force.

@Snarktopus: My god man, you deserved every last ounce of that star. Epic.