They don't already have this? I get cell service underground in Chicago.

@Squalor: It's not that they get to me per se, it's more that they're just ridiculously easy to make fun of.

Hipsters everywhere just blew a load.

@nbergseng: Brilliant.

@jetRink: HEY! HEY!

@Michai: Using your tea example, tea may be perfectly good, but you wouldn't market a fancy new tea to a market that has no interest in tea. Especially when this tea is more expensive, and can only be consumed in one place.

@Svirfneblin: Agreeing with me is always acceptible. :)

But will that make Americans like Soccer? I'm guessing they'd charge people to go to the stadiums and see it, so that's going to put a damper on it right off the bat. Are we going to want to pay for tickets, drive to a stadium, and sit through the whole game? If America got to the finals I MIGHT be interested but…

@pixelsnader: LOL

@Captain Underpants: Oh that's a mistake. I need to make a redaction.

@Captain Underpants: IT'S RECLAMATION! I'm so dumb.

@losrocks: Hence, they hired a two-year-old to do their shoops.

They really aren't doing anything to help us eliminate the "This looks photoshopped" meme are they?

Done! What do I win?

@Mike43110: You have a point there... Why is that not in the story?

My high school put waterless toilets in and you could smell them down the hall.... Terrible idea, you tree-huggin' hippies.

Wow.... I thought for like, ten minutes that the side profile of the controller on the left side was a wii nun-chuck-style peripheral....

@Justin: Sigh... Justin, the Cavs didn't make the playoffs his first year. Any time they got close to anything we saw a lack-luster performance from "The King." We brought in talent to be his supporting cast, doing everything he wanted to create his team and he left.

@Curves: The lack of loyalty was offensive but I think more offensive was the way he did it. Lame. I agree though that the MOST hated person is still Modell. Bastard.

@JD!: Actually, when he announced his prime-time special, many people said it was tasteless. We would be less upset if he stayed, but I thought it was a dick move regardless.