Ewww

As easy as pulling out the ejectable sim card tray.

This is why they hate us. People like you.

That's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

Ah, the foundation of every lasting relationship.

My first exposure to this Beats crap was with my HTC Evo Lte. It's included as an audio booster/ amplifier when playing audio, and it acts as bloatware, I'm unable to remove it and it turns on automatically when playing music via bluetooth in my car. However, it cracks and pops like I'm listening to a fucking vinyl.…

Most important list, not most ignorant list.

I bet being in your life is like living in an episode of the x files.

Wow, thanks so much for that share. That is simply unbelievable.

I KNEW it was around there somewhere!

I'll assume the plot, I haven't actually seen this though. =) It looks like one I need to.

I was thinking this looks like less of an attempt at Xmas spirit and more a ploy to get under that neighbor you hates skin for a couple of months out of the year.

I'm going to go do some science regarding this.

Outlaw them! It's worked for drugs! No one has those!

Telling it, like it is. =P

I'm pretty sure this gif will be on my digital headstones screen.

Probationary baring from the local ferry for 90 days.

One side effect that was not listed; potential write ups by your employer.

I'm an insanely busy adult, however I make the time for that person I call my best friend.

I'd say if you're to the point of being a consumer of this product, 4 shots of 151 would just be enough to piss you off.