You should be glad he won.

Right? Iz gonna get my welfur check early this month!

I like the one I read on the back of the Finding Nemo dvd...

It happens man, I have whole bottles just go empty sitting in my liquor cabinet.

I did miss the comments that mattered though, like this one.

You know you'd promote turd sandwich over giant douche.

I texted him an image of this comment, and he said you are spot on sir.

I see. I'm not opposed to Surface at all, in fact I'm looking forward to getting my hands on one and playing around with it. Just curious.

Were these things not achievable for you with any android devices?

These images are irritating my claustrophobia.

In any case that should be done, but even moreso here, as that bridge being a railway crossing demands a certain degree of structural integrity over a motorist bridged crossing. Bridge failure and massive train derailment/pile up/ chemical spill is foreseeable here.

Underrated movie, right there.

Hoping the bottling part is more an ode to Blades of Glory than anything else.

Wait...they're both wearing red.

That case is actually very visually striking. I like.

For instance, I'll be shooting myself in the face that day and enjoying it more than that show.

Look at that guy. He is an iPhone user. Too hipster west coast not to be.

Then you would enjoy this much much. Text someone and throw out some generic name, which they likely will have one of in their phonebook. They'll say something like, John Stephenson? Then you just say yes and start making up crazy scenarios from the night before. Good times. Need you to help me hide a body type stuff.

Definitely text my sister in law, who already doesn't care for me, 'fuck that!' by mistake. She'd text a week prior asking if I'd be attending my nieces second birthday. =/ Not such good stuff.

Yep, this smells fishy.