Marijuana is so proprietary though.

...permanently attached to my skull.

Brought back a lot of Mist moments actually.

It was between once per every 50 years and once per every 1,000 years.

So, I have one an hour away in Galveston. Lovely stuff.

It should be. Knowing air freight, I'm sure they're finding a way to fold these once or twice.

Other left hand.

Hell, that can be said of my girlfriends mom.

Why the unlevel? Someone? Anyone? I'm so annoyed right now.

I really like that she included the accidental knock overs, it really emphasized the labor of love aspect.

Way too scientifically gross. She should have just said oozing. Ewww.

Wow, so bad youtube said "NO! NO! NO!"

Um... multiplayer first person shooters!

Why are your balls all uneven?

And then I said, you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

GWTP - Get With The Program

But WHAT does that mean? Are you to get naked and then they are about to show up? What if I just get naked and then the sexting stops? I'm just a dumbass putting my clothes back on in confusion.

Was her name Dorothy?

Bwahahahahaha! That was great dude.

The Holy Grail was also a terrifying eye opener to this little know fact.