I don’t. Makes me mad as hell.

Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

I don’t see how he’s being a shitty neighbor at all. I don’t see him being passive aggressive in response to the petitions. I don’t see him painting it neon green just to be more of an eye-sore. I don’t see him shitting on his neighbors’ front porch. If “having a hobby that requires a trailer” is being a dick, I can…

Tell me where the trailer touched you...

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

I hate matte black paint jobs.

Except the ones that still do.

You can get hyper analytical, but it seems pretty clear that Bill has mistreated women for a long time and Hillary has done her best to be part of the machine that keeps him clean enough (and in the process rolling over those women) that they can accomplish their political goals in spite of his behavior.

On the one hand, that is seriously cool.

My dad knows some Navy Seals and Special Forces guys who owe him a favor or two.

She couldn’t figure out how to open the top in a Miata, so possibly.

You - a human being - were more concerned about a dog’s life than another human being.

Slow and luxurious elevators. The best elevators.

Because my VCR doesn't play those blue teeth thingies?

With those you just take off the wheels and quickly convert them into a new airport terminal before the owner comes back.

Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

While a ticket is a fair thing to issue, the earth knows no greater deterrent than the fear of getting your car physically snatched and impounded. I do wish they'd use the practice more sparingly though.

How about just park in a legit space or at the very least stay with the car if you are picking someone up!

Weird, I must of had the prototype model in high school.