The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

Maybe your simultaneously cliché & baffling assessment of how “so many people” (specifically who?) think is part of your problem? Just a thought.

The numbers would suggest very few people think this marketing claptrap, which is made to appease the people who bankroll their marketing claptrap, is worthwhile. That’s kind…

I used to volunteer at retirement homes and Wii Bowling was huuuge.  I will never forget Mr. Toyota.  Very nice man but unfortunately was pretty old and confined to a wheel chair.  Couldn’t move his arms much either but still loved to play Wii Bowling.  He couldn’t throw it very hard, I swear it took almost 30 seconds…

The 13.xx% of you that voted for Frank’s should be ashamed of yourselves.

The 13.xx% of you that voted for Frank’s should be ashamed of yourselves.

Can we stop for a second and talk about how I thought that was a plastic doll hand for a minute. Am I the only one that sees it?

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

I’m sure he wishes MLK Jr. the best and hopes he continues doing great things. 

Can I play Millipede or Missile Command with it?

Can I play Millipede or Missile Command with it?

The resentment in these comments is funny. If you think govt jobs are so great, why don’t you have one.

You want the raises of govt worker? Get a govt job. Take your own adivce, bro. Your bootstraps are right there.

Pitchers and catchers report in under a month and the two marquee free agents of a generation are jobless. Yikes.

The Manny Machado Sweepstakes*

“The head of the organization was not involved in this illegal activity, only everyone beneath him, all of whom are under his direct oversight.”

It’s pretty ridiculous they don’t just let us have it. Mark it with a big [IMPORT] icon and let people decide for themselves if they want to fumble through the menus.

Well then, just go build your OWN rip-off mobile game! With blackjack! And hooker-bots!

In Soviet Russia, Hard Times falls on you!

Behavioral finance. If someone is getting a refund, they probably would have pissed that extra $40 per pay check away some dumb shit...

You left out one thing...tax returns. It makes me want to throw up every time I hear someone getting excited about receiving a refund check.