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Is Kanye The Whizzer?

He said, condescendingly.

WHAT. IS. IT.
IT'S IT!
WHAT IS IT?

From Dream Theater to Twisted Sister, Mike?

G3^2

Your punishment must be more severe.

The A.V. Club
holding up a monitor displaying internet comments threads for emphasis

I was bored to tears by the first one until they got to Rivendell. I thought the second was a huge improvement.

This is how it went in my mind:

Why does no one care about ManBat :(

Directly linked in so much as the fact that there's overlap of audiences and interests. I saw an article that linked that as well, but from what I can tell they're just name-dropping Gamergame because it generates views. I can't really find GG having anything to do with it, however some of its members may have been

Neither of us, unfortunately.

It's like the Oscar outrage, except in book form!

And so this week of vying for clicks begins, Internet.

And before that, Low Winter Bone.

Wait, he wasn't the star of Over the Top

I cash $3200 paychecks regularly working from home!

Damnit. I don't think there's any better wordplay to be made for this article. Turn back, folks.

My dick won't explode until I actually see the movie. Sorry, Stan, I'm not a "6 minutes worth of footage in trailer form" and done kind of guy. I need satisfaction until that sweet, sweet post-credits scene.

I could only get so much more erect after the first two trailers. Is this not good enough for you people?