The gas leak storylines affect everyone!

I'm gonna be devil's advocate here….

NOT MY PRIVACYYYYYYYYYYY!

You think yours suck, my six degrees of separation of Hollywood is a friend of mine's cousin was a sound editor on the King Kong remake!

Yeah, it's pretty much the only tolerable Wayans Brothers movies I can actually almost completely sit through without wanting to punch the person who is forcing me to watch it in the face. The first few Scary Movies can also be tolerable in small doses.

Are we including the gas leak year?

*in a half-assed Matthew McConaughey voice*

I never realized IASIP has never gotten a nomination, and it's on it's 9th (10th?) season!

An all-nude third season? The Onion is cruel and sadistic.

I got a Samsung/Seagate one off of Amazon for around $115. I looked through the reviews to see if other people had used it in their PS4s. The drive has to be 2.5" or less, aka a laptop hard drive.

*taps his foot in the airport bathroom*

Scientology. The end.

The name might need a little work, and the premise…Maybe we should call it "Macguyver" and cast a gruff, rugged, handsome guy to play the lead?

I'd much prefer 60 minutes of telepathy.

Don't give the man (woman) hope he'll (she'll) ever accomplish anything meaningful in life!

Oh, so no PSAs about "that time of the month" for the younger viewers?

…That's some good thinking there, Pervy Obit.

I'll just put on my Star Wars pajamas and sit in my mom's basement and pour over some spreadsheets. It sounds great.

If that show Amish Mafia has taught me anything, it's that the Amish ain't nothing to fuck with.

Two White Honkeys.