I've punched quite a few people in the face over the course of my adult life, but have never laid a finger on any woman, much less one that I was dating or my wife. Confrontations between men occur, sometimes they escalate, and on occasion things get violent. But that doesn't mean a guy who is willing to fight if…

Replying to approve. I like your spunk and we can always use more passionate gamers around here. Go get an avatar.

I lost my mother to cancer, and donate directly to cancer research organizations whenever I have the spare funds. I dislike Komen due to their politics and for various other reasons, but I'll admit they've done a good job generating awareness for the issue, although I agree with other posters that they seem to have…

I like this.

"Hey there Mikey, why don't you come sit in this car with me. I've got lots of cool legal documents! Folders and folders full of 'em!"

Pictured: Curt Schilling's ploy to avoid loan repayment by faking a heart attack backfires when bank representatives steal his wedding ring and run off cackling.

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Love it.

You f*cking suck at this game noob.

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Good Lord.

I hate the Yankees, but even I have to admit Jeter's had a pretty amazing career for a guy with absolutely no curvature to his spine.

Rick Reilly's autopilot flies him backward in time.

In Maddon's defense, this worked out much better than the time the Reds manager sent Joey Votto to send a message to the bullpen, and their closer ended up on the DL with a dislocated kneecap.

Ha!

It does seem like the "girl" version features some actual, useful advice. How to soothe a sunburn, how to beat bullies, how do deal with shyness or embarrassment, tips on how to give a good speech. The "boy" book just deals with outlandish shit you'll probably never encounter unless you are Bear Grylls. If I had a son…

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That's great.

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